I recently found some yellowed newspaper clippings stuffed in a notebook. According to the Editor’s note they were “classic” articles written by Erma Bombeck. Remember her? She was a witty and humorous writer who was nationally known and loved. All the articles I found were excellent, but three of them I want to share with you. Here’s the first one and I’ll share the others at a later date. Here’s Erma:
“I have a friend who lives by a three-word philosophy: ‘Seize the moment.’ Just possibly, she may be the wisest woman on this planet. Too many people put off something that brings them joy just because they haven’t thought about it, don’t have it on their schedule, didn’t know it was coming or are too rigid to depart from the routine.
“I got to thinking one day about all those women on the Titanic who had passed up dessert at dinner that fateful night in an effort to ‘cut back.’ From then on, I’ve tried to be a little more flexible.
|Titanic Grand Staircase|
|Titanic A La Carte Restaurant|
“I cannot count the times I called my sister and said, ‘How about going to lunch in a half hour?’ She would gasp and stammer, ‘I can’t.” Check one: ‘I have clothes on the line.’ ‘My hair is dirty.’ ‘I wish I had known yesterday.’ ‘I had a late breakfast.’ ‘It looks like rain.’ And my personal favorite, ‘It’s Monday.’
“She died a few years ago. We never did have lunch together.
“Because Americans cram so much into our lives, we tend to schedule our headaches. We live on a sparse diet of promises we make to ourselves when all the conditions are perfect. We’ll go back and visit the grandparents…when we get Stevie toilet-trained. We’ll entertain…when we replace the living room carpet. We’ll go on a second honeymoon…when we get two more kids out of college.
"Life has a way of accelerating as we get older. The days get shorter, and the list of promises to ourselves gets longer. One morning we awaken, and all we have to show for our lives is a litany of ‘I’m going to,’ ‘I plan on’ and ‘Someday, when things are settled down a bit.’
“When anyone calls my ‘seize the moment’ friend, she is open to adventure and available for trips. She keeps an open mind on new ideas. Her enthusiasm for life is contagious. You talk with her for five minutes, and you’re ready to trade your bad feet for a pair of Rollerblades and skip an elevator for a bungee cord.”
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